We worked hard! There is a song called State What is tourism? Bluntly, a word is Weekdays, busy home, work out daily in the daily necessities for their children, their families, to work, really can be said that a lot of trouble, worn a mouth, tired and almost did not destroy ah physique, but also to enjoy the out, do you agree with me?
for visitors now our car has been driving on the highway on the. Is the edge that we can met, often say the same boat crossing a hundred years of cultivation. Can say we are a hundred years of cultivation with the car dealers. The trip is also a hundred years to repair the fate ah. First, please allow me to introduce myself, my name is Lee, Ting single name of a word, you can call me Lie derivative, this seems kind. Tourism is important, but peace is the most important, peace is a blessing away from home, so I hope this trip will go out to everyone was happy to bring in peace back. Now we are still some distance away from Yangzhou, in order to make our journey was not monotonous, for everyone to sing a song from the first bar I will sing you can sing along with me ... ...
Second, here is the love and loved the Holy Land, you travel to here, you will be reluctant to leave, and just in case, is a good reminder to stay contact one bit back? Third, the Members of the group, Good morning! Played a tough early in the morning today, did not know you have not adjusted the clock it? Day the morn, and now we have to learn about the
First, I thank you on behalf of the trust travel **! Xinhua is a contract, the word service travel agency with the pursuit of excellence, I believe the choice you are not wrong! As the saying goes,
Secondly, I sat next to me on behalf of the Our driver name *, he is a bit looks good, good temper, and the technology first-class good driver, with his skillful driving, the road must be assured to play, have fun! I believe we * master, to point to the applause Ha ~ ~ ~
Finally, I bow to you on my behalf it! I surnamed Zhao, Zhao Wei Zhao. You can call me or guide Zhao Xiao Zhao. Xiao Zhao although not a great musician, but a few songs is no problem! In the next few days, we hope a lot with the support, there is a chance Xiao Zhao always use song thank you! Although I am not the best guide, but it must be most carefully guide. Something you speak, Xiao guide will make every effort to meet your requirements!
that what these two days we will go to fun places it in here for everyone Xiao Zhao to introduce a simple arrangement of these days ... ... these places are tourist hot spots recently, we went to the local, do you have to accompany the more detailed and vivid description. Wait and see!
travel away from home, the most important thing is to have fun. However, unlike in the home room and board and other conditions, in particular, we went to this area, because of the limitations of the season, so it's not particularly good reception conditions, the place may be some unsatisfactory also hope that a lot of understanding. As the saying goes: Although we have put forward demands or proposals, are able to travel more smoothly and we are happy Well ~ ~ ~ right?
So, let me also give you two days to emphasize in this itinerary should be noted that matters.
1. Coach is our second home, so I hope you can maintain our home clean and tidy.
2. We must pay attention to safety. Do not leave the team, and do not act without permission. If you want to go out freely, and Xiao Zhao to explain, to ensure security!
3. We must take good care of wallet phones and other valuables.
4. ... ... (what, please enlighten colleagues added ~~~~~)
well,UGG boots clearance, just listen to me we are all ears to take a break, and now we to guess a few riddles, so their brains are Event ... ...
tense moments passed, take a deep breath, let Zhao guide to tell you a few jokes to relax ... ...
do you still happy ? Thank you for supporting me with laughter, then the next Zhao song at a guide for us to thank the table means. (In
four, ladies and gentlemen: How are you! welcome to visit the Temple of Heaven. (After self-introduction) is very pleased to have the opportunity to accompany you enjoy the taste of it a magnificent, stately charm of the ancient altar. We were browsing the (Xu Long, understand it? do you think the most famous figures in modern Chinese history is who? Yes, there is no doubt that Comrade Mao Zedong! then during the life of Chairman Mao in Changsha, the most like to go to the place? is that we will go to The Pavilion of the late love of Yuelu Mountain. OK, now we will go one to Chairman Mao (Zhao Xiangjun So how colorful porcelain produced from? To the porcelain capital of Jingdezhen, we can not go search for something, so today I went to visit the Ancient Kiln Porcelain Factory please, this porcelain Why word naming it? wait a moment to do my interpretation. Now I use the time to brief you on the road a little ceramic knowledge. (Yule Hong Today we visit the attractions is the Matsu Meizhou Island, the tour guide's contents are: Overview → Meizhou Matsu Meizhou Island grand pilgrimage temple gate → instrument → Prince Hall → rest room door → → Matsu statue. I wish We are happy to spend this beautiful day. (Above sea level, Paradise between adults, largely because of the West Lake. Thousands of years, the West Lake scenery shows the enduring charm, her grace shadows so many people love at first sight. Even the great Tang Dynasty poet, left the West Lake in Hangzhou Shihai obsession: (Qian Jun, Xinjiang is located in the hinterland of Asia and Europe, vast land, majestic mountains, vast desert, monuments everywhere, many nationalities, customs and strange, there are many places worth sightseeing. If you'd like touring around the Tianshan Mountains in Xinjiang, at least a half a month's time. Today I will take you to visit the most famous scenic spot in Xinjiang Tianshan Pearl --- Tianchi. Among the tall and magnificent Tianshan Tianchi arms. Friends, you close your eyes imagine this farthest from the ocean, the average annual precipitation of 200 mm in the mountains near the city so a pool of the clear blue water, this is what's amazing, what a wonderful ah! This is like beautiful young girl to put a layer of mystery. Do you think my analogy appropriate it? When I exposure to the farthest place away from the ocean, feel the hot arid regions, the mind clear water in the lake which gives me unlimited moist and cool. I can not imagine what that kind of language to describe the feeling at the moment. Friends, whether you are at this moment and I have the same feeling. I think, from the expression on everyone can see, everyone's curiosity has long wings flew to Heavenly Lake, do not worry, we will reveal today, this layer of mystery, so that we enjoy the charming maiden passionate eyes (Guo Limin,
have a song called
the city for a long time, every day, listening to noise, smoke exhaust, busy home, work out daily in the daily necessities, food and drink Lazard, really can say a lot of trouble, worn a mouth,cheap UGG boots, almost physique not tired, ruined it! (Laughter)
to travel so we should always swim and move around larger cities, have to go to the value of Tieling ah, to the mountains in the mold character, to the historic city to explore horizons, the most important in life What, not money, not power, I personally think it is healthy and happy! Do you agree? (All knowing)
to travel, be sure to find travel agents, travel agents to go out with convenient, affordable Yeah.
but to find a good travel agent, it is better get a good tour guide, a good tour guide can give you a happier trip. We agree with it!
but to find a good guide, it is better to find a female tour guide, among the mountains, there are known to have been accompanied by a roots feeling to repeat itself wonderful it! We agree with it! (Laughter)
but to find a female tour guide, it is better to find a male tour guide, tour guide able-bodied men, not only give you a tour guide, but also half a bodyguard, have an emergency, we back up and left people.
find a male tour guide, it is better to find a versatile male tour guide;
male looking for a talented tour guides, it is better to find a versatile, singing and dancing of the male tour guide;
looking for a versatile, singing and dancing of the male tour guide, it is better to find a versatile, singing and dancing, articulate men and guides;
looking for a versatile, singing and dancing, articulate men and guides, it is better to find A versatile, singing and dancing, a silver tongue, jade tree in the male guides;
looking for a versatile, singing and dancing, a silver tongue, jade tree in the male tour guide, it is better to find a versatile, singing and dancing, a silver tongue , jade tree, handsome male guides floating light!
you know that China is now the number of guides you, I tell you that China now has 35 million guides.
but 35 million guides, there are 25 million female tour guide, tour guides only 10 million men.
tour of the 10 million men, can be regarded as accomplished only 1 million men and guides. This versatile 10000
male tour guide, can be described as versatile, singing and dancing of the male tour guide also 1000.
the 1000 versatile, singing and dancing in the male tour guide, can be regarded as versatile, singing and dancing, a silver tongue will tour 100 men.
the 100 versatile, singing and dancing, articulate male tour guide, can be regarded as a versatile, singing and dancing, a silver tongue, jade tree in the male guides also 10.
these 10 versatile, singing and dancing, a silver tongue, jade tree in the male tour guide, can be regarded as a versatile, singing and dancing, a silver tongue, jade tree, handsome male tour guide will Piaoliang 1 months.
three hundred thousand tour, we went out to meet such a can be regarded as a versatile, singing and dancing, a silver tongue, jade tree, handsome men floating light guide, the probability is too small.
But today, you are very lucky! (All uproar, then laughter)
November, you, the leadership out of our love, deliberately sent a male tour guide. Why? First, to everyone's health to consider ah. Think about it, long distance, not very hard up, it is tough not wanted to doze off it? But what if there is a female tour guide in front of you swinging, you do not look old? Also much more than look like it? Not to not think too much sleep it? So, ah, I have come to the sake of our health.
do this second, is to all viewing needs. Although the woman is one of the most beautiful scenery, but we can always see ah! But the unique scenic landscape, and make you regret missing.
third it is to create a harmonious society. Small, say, to small family harmony. You think ah, if you call, what kind of dream Xiaofang, Mary, your wife can spare you? This is not conducive to family unity is not it! Great to say, the revolution will affect the work of, ah, a direct impact on the process of the four modernizations. So, ah, we should be grateful for the leadership to the comprehensive, thanks to the arrival of Lie derivative.
Twelve, Good morning! Large - home - early - on - good! (See added the guests did not reflect the time), well, we all woke up, and now raised his noble head please take a look at the car in front, see? Tour guide? Yes! I am your guide today, so please keep in mind that I am not handsome but at least this looks worthy of the audience's face (laughter), leaving me in the mind, travel happy and relaxed. Next, I gave you formally introduce yourself, oh, excited heart, trembling hands, pick up the phone I want to show oneself, anyone who does not applaud whoever said that I am ugly (I've taken a very knowing smile and guests it with the applause), and hey -, well, thank you for the applause, followed by another sentence that, who say I am ugly I left off (laughter), the applause from everyone can see everyone's aesthetic look pretty good for it! I, is a full-time travel agent XX guides, my name is Liu Mingji, please read with me again, well, pay attention to you, this is not a rogue stream Liu Yeah (laughter), Andy Lau, Liu, see this car so much beauty I want to be a gangster flow Yeah (laughter), it is the dawn of the Ming Ming, the base, huh rooster not a hen (laughter), not a plane nor a cell phone, is Leo Ku base. Wow! Are linked and great singer, and someone asked you to sing is not very good you? Yes your question I will give you a solution to send you back in time I'll sing you a song to sing when you feel good I take you to the left hand, feel bad it took you to the right hand left hand. Said a lot, you may not remember my name, how to do it? Remember three words, two words always okay? Our team of tour guides are mostly like me, O youth and vitality, so you can call me or Liu Liu guide, second it, we sat in a car that is destined family, the old saying goes: years of cultivation with the boat crossing, the Millennium cultivation bed can sleep, and today we are to eat, with travel, fun but also with the ? Are we living together is not it? Since living together, then everyone can call me the pet name, my nickname my mother gave me O is played, most people I do not tell him, you can call me a small base (laughter), I'm talking about my nickname to think of a joke is in the zoo, one day cats, rabbit and chicken are talking about their names, kitten said: said: I saw some tourists lucky, it seems you all know what chicken mother told him, then I hope you call me a small base on the line, do not add the word friends in the back laughing -----( .) That said, you can call the call, then there can not be called that name for it? One tour guide, because yeah you call tour guide in the car I know you told me, but after a lot of guides to the area, you may be soon attracted a group of tour guides. The second is handsome, as ah walk in the street which is a handsome, handsome guy you soon attracted the bees nest of bees than more than (laughter), so please call me Xiao Liu a guide or you a small base called will laugh, as long as you need me, will be the first time a small base in front of you. After so wordy own after that, a grand to introduce an important figure, the general appearance Yes, there will be an important figure in a voice -----, good, thank you for the applause, he is our romantic suave, handsome, people see people love cars Jian car, the men met with vinegar alone, women met to drink honey Zhang master (laughter), from the back of the head to look like Tony Well, we want to see a positive Zhang master it? Like it? That makes this master stand up and say hello with you it really okay? (Laughter) okay, I can not do, who he stood up to us to drive it? Well, I thank you for the applause of them are. Although this master Yeah we grow thin, he opened a car, ah, but rather that there are techniques that use the Northeast saying is: fall, colorful flags fluttering outside (laughter), he had two wives, his first wife at home, laundry cooking, travel extensively with him Yes mistress, the mistress today he is all around us, we look for, find no to you? Yes he is, in fact, his concubine our car, we say that is pretty concubine Zhang master it? How nice? That we should take good care of him, and keep the car clean, love her, just like you love your husband as little concubine. Then everyone came out travel Yeah, we must obey the leadership tour, be sure to take a guided tour, which followed the guide to go eat, drink and consequently there is, consequently will be asked Han, walking is not tired. Please wait to attractions along with a small base to guide the flag away, flags does not fall, not allowed to run around, because ah only flag along with the tour guides take small base, will have a good feeling!
thirteen, HEELO, Hello everybody, very glad to meet you on time at 6:30 on this tour bus, thank you for the support of our spring tour, I travel on behalf of our entire staff XX First, the summer brought the first ray of sunshine, and first hello,UGG shoes, wish all of you friends will always feel comfortable, happy life forever.
have 一句广告词 said: heart with me moving, unlimited communication, I communicate with all friends from the beginning of my self-introduction, I am from the spring tour guide, My name is Wong, everyone can be used to call me or Wang Wang Dao, Wang I-out of the Northeast, with the Northeast's main character is passionate, forthright, so that the three-day trip if you have any questions and requirements Although the proposal, then on to make yourself at home, as long as your request is reasonable and possible, I will do my best to solve for you. That with me there to serve you pay the driver Zhang Secretary, I and Zhang Fu Secretary in the tourism industry can be said that the best combination of prime-time can also be said, bluntly say that we are combining the strengths So all of you your trip to us, not only can be assured that there are comfortable, happy.
Perhaps all of you friends of your travel agent is not very familiar with the Staff Committee, although we are new this year, the younger generation to join the tourism industry, but from CEOs to managers to count transferred to guide, you can say that our group experience, operational capacity allows you to travel in the city can have a new understanding, I hope we can bring XX City to join the tourism industry in the spring, at the same time with the support of all friends present here still believe that we will spend the spring open, and will never bloom. So now we choose
travel, not just to broaden our horizons and enrich their knowledge, and more is looking for a happy, so I hope all of you in this trip you just smile and hope You are laughing, but I hope you are no longer only a happy, but happy to find a hundred reasons, let us pick up all the way mining wonderful, unforgettable memories. So a beautiful city, a beautiful landscape, must have a good feeling to experience, there are very good 一句广告词 said: Life is like a trip, do not care about the destination, the scenery along the way and care about is to see landscape of the mood of the mind to travel, if you often see ads, you'll know this is a cigarette ad, although nothing to do with cigarettes tourism, but the last words very well: making my mind go Travel!
Well, now we reach the destination from here is the need to 5 hours of time, have been so calculated, he said tourism has at least one third of the time is wasted in the long journey , but only after I think we all look forward to after the top of Bo and it will be the face of a beauty You are sincerely excited and praise, and now a beginning of our journey. How to spend five hours out of it: to teach you a few tips to pass the travel fatigue, and perhaps on this trip you also need them: First First, you can seat eyes closed, raise a good more fully the spirit after the physical strength to play in the second compartment you can listen to music, relax mood, good mood I think is a good start to our journey, in particular, do not often take a long station wagon The friends I think I can stretch the tension, and the third also in the car hit a poker, having fun, I want to relax and entertain at the same time can not only promote feelings, but also promote friendship, Wang said that if the above if you do not like it, you can look at the scenery outside the window, then we may not stop some of the city before, but we have passed, so businesses will have such a 一句广告词: walk, passing, do not miss, Do not let pass the beautiful scenery along the way, Oh, well, scenery along the way friends to leave us here appreciate slowly.
Our car has been allowed to enter the high-speed, so the next time I would like to focus on security issues to emphasize, here all the friends you sit in the seat after that to do a random walk, and Rotary arm of their own, so that the speed due to high speed driving too fast on a dangerous, then there is the morning, and we may not, after breakfast, took some time may have breakfast in the car, then I need to remind you thing is that you eat the remaining waste in a convenient bag to keep the car's environmental health, get off all the time Siji will clean up, Do not open the windows Shunzhao thrown out because the high-speed on throwing debris to Oh fine, but also may affect the normal running of other vehicles, as well as spots is very important that all the men inside the compartment when you are not allowed to smoke Oh, because the smoke inside is the row will not affect other people out of the health Oh, so that the people that travel can breathe fresh air, fresh air that I have to say you quit from the start Yeah, well the rest is the last thing we sat Last friend by the window do not open the windows you want to remember, not to the arm and head out of the window to avoid scratching by other vehicles, I think that playing away from home is important, but security is also a top priority, and that I hope this trip will put you happy to bring out and brought back in peace, away from home, and that peace is what we do in another life, happiness.
Well, say what outside their own safety, but also talk about property safety, it does away from home, I hope you keep a cool head, not the so-called harm anyone there, defenses can not do without we have to the city are domestic tourist city, as is a tourist city, it will certainly be a lot of tourists, and migrants will be a lot, so I hope you own valuable items, please make sure you carry a good, including meals, play, stay, we dine in a restaurant a few days here are all teams with a group dinner place, then please remember that you carry your valuables do not put your bag behind, must be placed on are in front of or within your sight, so as not to put behind the pilfering by other people away, then play in the area also remember when the packages leave the body, especially when waiting in line on the bag as far as possible chest, then the time is to stay valuables inside the car to get your own room, remember to lock the windows and break the door and take preventive measures, if you take too much cash,Discount UGG boots, or you still do not trust your valuables, then you can register at the front desk, but be sure to remember to remember back when the check-out. When out shopping at night I hope you do not bring too much cash out of the hotel when the hotel at the front desk to get a contact card with the hotel's address and contact telephone number, if you wandered off can not find the hotel directly this card to a taxi, you can safely back. Night out shopping friend should also remember that in this strange city where I hope you can go hand in hand, it is best to find the man of our team are familiar with, it is best height Ma, able-bodied, extraordinary skill, and are more sense of security, so our men here this evening you can take someone else's wife went shopping.
talk so much so that all of you friends want us to come up with your enthusiasm, positive into it to go into this trip, from now on I will fulfill guide duties, to do due diligence success of this tour guide. Hope to receive your support!
still early now, ladies and gentlemen you in your seat suspense do the rest, rest after the exciting resume later!
XIV Dear Friends:
Good morning!
very happy in this sunny morning to see you! Also honored today to walk with you, first of all thank all of you friends to join the organization by our travel agent *** * day trip to Sea World this activity. I felt all warm Yishang Che's eyes, to me, Whether it is clearly seen in Ye Hao, Ye Hao not see, I hear like Kazakhstan, the back of the girl, hear me yet?
(and other guests adaptation) Well, first I explain, I Wang, 84, was born, height 172 cm, single! You can call me Amy, do not call me Wang Dao, so see the outside of the Well. In today's journey I was accompanied that guides our work, simply is Quanpei, and Quanpei, Quanpei that is what must accompany strategy! Wang course can serve you very happy.
there is the trip for us to drive the master, in my right hand side of Kazakhstan, pig pig .. master chef is a very good coach driver on the Oh! Though he is young, he was holding the steering wheel ..., feet, hit the brakes on the board in our security exercise in mainland China more than a million kilometers, it can be said of the way pigs master the most difficult of our people, and here We are a warm round of applause for the hard master thanks pig! ....... Thank you, thank you, with all the applause is for our encouragement, with the encouragement of our work we will be more effort.
here I would also like to thank you on behalf of our travel agent ** thank all of you to join our trip! As the saying goes: Take my hand, either you go all over the world, take a walk today, went to Guilin. I also wish you on behalf of our trip, have fun, eat at ease, the Bank may ease. Wang will also be genuine, sincere, enthusiastic, patient, attentive service for everyone. Also hope that my tour guide to accompany you through the journey of happiness today! I would also like to give you two words. The first word is the first edge, the edge of fate, the saying goes, Then the original word is forgiven, in this tour today, Wang has done a bad place, I hope you bear with me, where the first to say sorry! Another character is a complete circle, I hope the trip successfully, and this is all of my work is inseparable from the support and cooperation, and Wang also first to say thank you! Finally, a word or a source word, the source of financial resources, I wish you all the endless source of wealth as the surging river, and I wish you all good work, good health, good day, tomorrow is good, all right now, the future is good, bad Ye Hao, good on plus a good, good or bad to the point of applause, once again travel to me like!
fifth, good morning! Large - home - early - on - good! (See added the guests did not reflect the time), well, we all woke up, and now raised his noble head please take a look at the car in front, see? Tour guide? Yes! I am your guide today, so please be sure to remember me this look is not the United States, but at least worthy of the audience's face (laughter), leaving me in the mind, travel happy and relaxed. Next, I gave you formally introduce yourself, oh, excited heart, trembling hands, pick up the phone I want to show oneself, anyone who does not applaud whoever said that I am ugly, hey -, well, thank you for the applause , followed by another sentence that, who say I am ugly I left off (laughter), the applause from everyone can see everyone's aesthetic vision is still quite a good thing! I, is the *** of a full-time tour guide, my name is ***, and by chance that a person sitting in a car, the old saying goes: a hundred years of cultivation with the boat crossing, the Millennium cultivation bed can sleep, and today We eat the same, with the tour, fun but also with the Are we living together is not it? As long as you need me, I will first appear in front of you.
then completed his long-winded after that, a grand to introduce an important figure, an important figure in general Yes, there will be a voice -----, played well, thank you for the applause, he is our suave romantic , handsome, cute, car, see car, the men met with vinegar alone, women drink honey ^ ^ saw the master (laughter), from the back of the head to look like Tony Well, we want to see ^ ^ master face it? Like it? - It is impossible to drop, he stood up to us who drive it? Well, I thank you for the applause of them are. Yes we look ^ ^ Although this teacher, he opened a car, ah, but rather that there are techniques that use the Northeast saying is: two wives, his first wife at home, cooking and washing clothes, concubine travel extensively with him Yes, today he is the mistress is all around us, we look for, can not find it? Yes he is, in fact, his concubine our car, we say that is pretty concubine Zhang master it? How nice? That we should take good care of him, and keep the car clean, love her, just like you love your husband as little concubine.
then everyone out of tourism ah, must obey the leadership tour, be sure to take a guided tour, which followed the guide to go eat, drink and consequently there is, consequently will be asked Han, walking is not tired. Please wait to sites on the flag to go along with my guides, flags does not fall, not allowed to run around, because ah only flag to go along with my tour guide, will have a good feeling!
sixteen, Ladies and Gentlemen, Hello everybody: welcome to join our team were to travel. As society progresses, our lives more and more elegant, watching TV at home has been nibbling Ke Guazai can not meet in our daily lives enjoy. ancients taught us to travel, study, study, etc., to seize the information age, the pulse of the times, a better understanding of social dynamics, showing their own style, a better state of mind returns to the family and society there are so many benefits .... , we have no reason to not come out.
Seventeen, Ladies and Gentlemen; went away, is a very happy happy things, ladies and gentlemen, please enjoy the tour to bring you happiness, relaxation, and hope that the road which The fine scenery can bring you good mood one minute, let the good mood with you with a pleasant holiday. In this I wish you a pleasant journey in good health. I hope our work will have the support and cooperation.
today very fortunate and distinguished guests gathered in this small car, the car is small, a large capacity to accommodate guests from all over the world, here is Longtanhuxue, not deep here Canglongwohu test. I believe the guests will value the journey of life out of them this brief opportunity to meet in the next trip, let us take care of each other, to further deepen mutual understanding.
Since affinity, we to come to know about, we drove to the driver from Hangzhou, last name @ you on the road which will ensure the security line to go smoothly, as we provide safe and comfortable car services, such as these require special car on the road, please consultation with the driver. I accompany you all, you will be full responsible for the guided tours. surname @. I and the driver will work, I hope you have a good time on the road, the safety line to buy the rest assured, will arrive in high spirits and satisfied!
came to a place, we will eat, live, travel, shopping and entertainment. to understand the local customs. in the way here in our notes about the journey about, eat group meals, big pot, taste Eat together, eat does not taste the point. Live quite far, but with all the standard contract, fight it out shopping cars, more expensive, plus tourist attractions recommended by the driver when the car (his play), the line, the entire process with this car, keep it clean. Travel, all on the itinerary go, there are many self-financed items (own plus) purchase items in the shopping trip there, the import and export in the park within 50 meters Do not shop, the price difference between the amount of your easy to lose face. Jiangnan was of silk, tea, town, Heritage state. (silk. tea. pearl. Yixing) entertainment, come out happy, not to attend the meeting, enjoy the journey of happiness, go out is to spend, not to make money. driver guide is to make money. go sightseeing out of money, for glory at home, family, gifts can not be forgotten.
eighth, passengers who are you! I travel to all of us on behalf of somersaults welcome! Now, I introduce our vehicle condition.
the car as we take the car has been scrapped 13 years old, with no brakes, parking must be to stop a collision with other objects.
the master of our driver, he hit a record 12 points in the accident, usually just drink two bottles of liquor to the car. The car did not speed tables, if your top teeth and lay a tooth, that speed is 40 km; if the windows fly. That speed is 80 km; if the wheel broke off, then speed is 140 km; if the roof flying out of the words , then we went to the last stop - paradise.
I wish you a good trip, good health, and now we began to write last words ... ...
nineteenth, two Oriole Ming Cui Liu, an isolated city climbed mountains, alone in a foreign land for the different
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